I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
REALLY CONSIDERING GETTING MY DISTRICT DIPLOMA AFTER THIS SEMESTER DECISIONS FUCKING DECISIONS
He loved her, of course, but better than that, he chose her, day after day. Choice: that was the thing.
Sherman Alexie, The Toughest Indian In The World
i need to finish my paper and then call someone and have a late night phone cry idk
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail